There is something about the smell of new carpeting that turns me on

Picture me doing somersaults
across your abdomen

and drawing houses made out of q tips
directly on your frontal lobe

I did really well in AP biology
I just wanted you to know

that when I picture your insides
I am viewing them anatomically
correct

I have a tendency to exaggerate
or at least thats what
my mom has told me

she taught me how to fold fitted sheets
and how to alter my voice
when making professional phone calls
but that part she did indirectly

I am a good listener
I promise

I know that there are ways to feel good

I never learned how to do a cartwheel