be careful

Americans eat a lot of mouth cement.

I would like to get a job where I’m paid to stare at a thumbtack instead of a computer.

Should I create a new email account and then enroll that email account in community college so I can accrue more student loans?

When I was fifteen I ran away from home because if poems were fish then they would have long hair.

Do you remember the last time someone caught you eating a pile of freshly raked leaves?

I don’t know what happened to this country’s meat consumption, but I think it moved somewhere and built a wall.

One of my favorite things to do is rub a banana peel on a penny until it rusts.

The summer after my brain fell apart, the town flooded, but no one blamed me I didn’t have a boat.

I heard an interview on the radio recently. I’m not sure who was being interviewed.

If the inside of your shoe becomes discolored caress it with egg whites and milk.